Let’s be honest: your closet is way too calm 😳

What it really needs? A little drama, a touch of chaos, and a whole lotta cuteness overload 💥💕

That’s why this week’s DogMomHat drop is full of tees that scream:

“I’m cute, weird, and probably need a nap.” 😵‍💫

1️⃣ Funny Skeleton Ghost Halloween T-shirt ☠️👻

This skeleton ghost is clearly going through something… but in the cutest, most caffeinated way possible.
He’s spooky. He’s confused. He’s standing in front of the fridge at 2AM like:

“Dr. Pepper (diet)? Dr. Pepper (chaotic)? Coke Zero? Diet Cherry Coke? Coca-Cola Cherry? Mtn Dew??”
Whether you vibe with Mtn Dew madness or Coca-Cola Cherry elegance, this tee understands your internal beverage battle 🥤💀
Bonus: Makes you 72% more ghost-adjacent.

2️⃣ I Like Her Pumpkins / I Like His Broomstick Couple Shirts 🎃💘

Matching tees but make it flirty & witchy 🧹
These are for couples who love Halloween, love each other, and love getting stared at in Target.

3️⃣ Ghost Face Dead by Daylight Shirt 😱🎮

Ghost Face but make it fashion.
This tee slays harder than your KD ratio. Creepy, cool, and 100% main character energy.

4️⃣ Told Myself to Stop Drinking Tee 🍷😅

Spoiler: You didn’t stop.
This tee is for those who laugh through the hangovers and cry over the group chat screenshots.

5️⃣ Buy a Man Eat Fish Meme T-shirt 🐟🧠

Inspired by a real presidential brain fart.
Wearing this is like speaking fluent meme. Confuse your coworkers. Impress absolutely no one. 10/10 would recommend.